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lurkerdb:

You:  God damn… that’s a big fuckin’ dick.
Your wife:  Did you say something back there, honey?
You:  Uhhhh… no sweetie.
Size matters!

lurkerdb:

You:  God damn… that’s a big fuckin’ dick.

Your wife:  Did you say something back there, honey?

You:  Uhhhh… no sweetie.

Size matters!

lurkerdb:

You and your wife went to his house party a few weeks back and you got pretty drunk.
In your inebriated state, his proposal for a threeway with your wife sounded pretty good.  You passed out before the fun began.
But they didn’t.  In fact, because of him, she discovered something about herself that she never knew about herself.  She’s a squirter.
She doesn’t fuck you anymore.  Which isn’t that big of a deal because that huge cock of his has pretty much wrecked her for normal sized guys.
And, when the two of them aren’t balling each other’s brains out, the frequent an underground sex club.
You can’t help but stroke your little dicklet while she tells you what deviant acts she performed at the club.
Size matters!

lurkerdb:

You and your wife went to his house party a few weeks back and you got pretty drunk.

In your inebriated state, his proposal for a threeway with your wife sounded pretty good.  You passed out before the fun began.

But they didn’t.  In fact, because of him, she discovered something about herself that she never knew about herself.  She’s a squirter.

She doesn’t fuck you anymore.  Which isn’t that big of a deal because that huge cock of his has pretty much wrecked her for normal sized guys.

And, when the two of them aren’t balling each other’s brains out, the frequent an underground sex club.

You can’t help but stroke your little dicklet while she tells you what deviant acts she performed at the club.

Size matters!

lurkerdb:

Your wife:  No honey, you don’t get it.  Being a member of the BlackRule Party doesn’t just mean that black members can collect reparations from me, it means that any black man can collect reparations from me.  For instance, your boss is a black man but he’s not a member of the BlackRule Party.  So, unless you’re really a racist and not really committed to the BlackRule Party, you should be inviting your boss over so that he can get his share of reparations too.  And all the other black guys you know.  And, once they all know that I’m at their disposal you should be going out and finding black guys at clubs and other places.  Once non-members find out why it’s in their best interest to join, the party will grow and become more influential.  It’s not just about reparations… it’s about recruiting.
You:  OK, OK, don’t get so upset… all you had to do was explain it to me.
Your boss was balls deep in her the next night.
He joined the BlackRule Party the following day.
Size matters!

lurkerdb:

Your wife:  No honey, you don’t get it.  Being a member of the BlackRule Party doesn’t just mean that black members can collect reparations from me, it means that any black man can collect reparations from me.  For instance, your boss is a black man but he’s not a member of the BlackRule Party.  So, unless you’re really a racist and not really committed to the BlackRule Party, you should be inviting your boss over so that he can get his share of reparations too.  And all the other black guys you know.  And, once they all know that I’m at their disposal you should be going out and finding black guys at clubs and other places.  Once non-members find out why it’s in their best interest to join, the party will grow and become more influential.  It’s not just about reparations… it’s about recruiting.

You:  OK, OK, don’t get so upset… all you had to do was explain it to me.

Your boss was balls deep in her the next night.

He joined the BlackRule Party the following day.

Size matters!

lurkerdb:

This is why you tell your daughter not to hitchhike.
But this is why she does it.
Size matters!

lurkerdb:

This is why you tell your daughter not to hitchhike.

But this is why she does it.

Size matters!

lurkerdb:

Before your mom had her little chat with the coach, you were sure that he was going to cut you.  You don’t know how she convinced him to keep you on the team and you don’t care.
Hell, he even lets you play once in a while.
Size matters!

lurkerdb:

Before your mom had her little chat with the coach, you were sure that he was going to cut you.  You don’t know how she convinced him to keep you on the team and you don’t care.

Hell, he even lets you play once in a while.

Size matters!

lurkerdb:

After a couple of years of wedded bliss, you wanted some variety.  It took you a couple of months but you finally talked your wife into the whole open marriage thing.
Unfortunately, except for one middle aged coworker with a reputation as a bit of a cougar, you’ve struck out every time you stepped up to the plate.
But your wife has gotten a lot luckier a lot more often.  There’s no shortage of hung black men at the hip-hop club that she frequents.
She keeps telling you what a great idea you had.
Size matters!

lurkerdb:

After a couple of years of wedded bliss, you wanted some variety.  It took you a couple of months but you finally talked your wife into the whole open marriage thing.

Unfortunately, except for one middle aged coworker with a reputation as a bit of a cougar, you’ve struck out every time you stepped up to the plate.

But your wife has gotten a lot luckier a lot more often.  There’s no shortage of hung black men at the hip-hop club that she frequents.

She keeps telling you what a great idea you had.

Size matters!

lurkerdb:

Malik dropped your daughter off after a big night of paying reparations at BlackRule Party Headquarders.
Time to pay your reparations dad.  Your delicious reparations.
Every time your wife and daughter come home leaking afrocum, you ask yourself why you didn’t join the party earlier.
Size matters!

lurkerdb:

Malik dropped your daughter off after a big night of paying reparations at BlackRule Party Headquarders.

Time to pay your reparations dad.  Your delicious reparations.

Every time your wife and daughter come home leaking afrocum, you ask yourself why you didn’t join the party earlier.

Size matters!